Hunting is Murder on Animals |
Part I - Steve Goes Hunting |

Contemplating nature is all right, as far as it goes,
but I need to interact more with nature.
As one vulture said to another: "I'm bored -- I'm going to go kill something."
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If I'm going to go hunting I'm going to need a gun.
I've never bought one before; so I'm going to have to see what's involved...
Let's go in.
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Hi, I'd like to buy a 22 rifle.
How much is this one?
sales clerk: Sixty-nine ninety-five.
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Sounds great. I'll take it.
sales clerk: Okay, just need your driver's license from you.
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Well, that was easy, and now I'm ready to go!
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Now I am truly "master of all I survey!"
(Leans rifle against rock and looks around.)
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(Another hunter sneaks up from behind Steve and grabs his gun.)
What was that? (Steve turns and sees the other hunter pointing Steve's own gun at him!)
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